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The first was with an older woman who responded to my post and was actually quite forward. We exchanged pictures and she invited me to come over after a couple days of correspondence. When I arrived we had to go up a few stairs to get to her living room and I could see that she wasn't wearing any underwear. From that point it was easy.

I ended up going back about 5 or 6 times before I had to go back to school. The second was a younger married woman. She was all too willing to send me naked pictures which made me a little worried.

I lived in an extended stay type hotel at the time for an internship, so I wasn't too scared to have someone come over. She canceled the first scheduled time, but was on time the second. She said that she'd never done the craigslist thing before, but I could tell she was lying about 2 minutes into her arrival. We started having sex at about minute 4. It seemed like she did it all the time.

Oh sorry, I should have elaborated. Similar in terms of the older woman being quite forward, and inviting me over after a few days of correspondence.

I do hope shes not wearing panties though. Backstory- I used to play on a travelling team for paintball. We werent very good in the division we played but were known in the circuit for having a REALLY good time when we went to different venues around the United States. He had BANK and would throw lots of money for things that made him laugh. An example being when our team went to South Carolina for an event.

Clayton payed the owner of a local very shitty strip club dollars to let me in considering i was underage. Shortly after being let in i was escorted back for a free lap dance.. Me being young i thougth clayton was the nicest guy ever and finally was gonna stop messing with me. No more than 1 minute after my first lapdance ever i was called on stage and stripped of everything but boxer shorts and socks. While sitting on stage i was subjected to the "pussy dance" as well as had my boxers ripped off on the ass so that the strippers could hit me repeatedly with belts.

After my ass started bleeding they stopped and i was made to do a 60 second dance on the pole in front of my team and 2 or 3 other teams that showed up to watch the performance. After that night i ended up finding out that clayton put out 2 grand for my performance The event that i first encountered and last encountered a "connection" with a craigslist dater was in when clayton had an idea to humiliate the "team bitch" jimmy.

Jimmy was a red haired, freckle faced, very annoying, fat, buckteethed kid who was my only hope for survival on the team.

Looking back im surprised he didnt go mentally insane for the shit the team put him through but he always seemed to have a good time after the hazing was complete and after talking to him recently he isnt holding a grudge over anything and said it was a fun, crazy time in his life. But anyway, clayton got the idea to "order" an encounter off of craigslist to get Jimmy laid for the first time in his life. A deep voiced woman named "Shawanda" answered and agreed to come to the house we were renting in orlando.

Jimmy being completely in the dark piped up and said "im jimmy" and that is when Shawanda responded " lets do this white boy". He refused and everyone was dying at this point because we got what we wanted.

This is when shawanda had a VERY large black man come inside and demand dollars that was owed to Shawanda for her services. He then pulled out a paintball gun from where he was hiding and started shooting air out of it to scare the pimp and his property out of the house. I think they thought it was real because they ran out of the house VERY fast and we never heard from them again. Hired a prostitute from craigslist to come fuck one of my paintball team mates at an event in orlando. The team mate refused to fuck, the prostitute demanded money, a knife was pulled, the team mate started shooting his paintball gun and the prostitute and her pimp ran away.

They still have a jersey of ours hanging up in the place because of how much money we spent there. The jersey says "Fair Enuff" on it. South Carolina strip club where they bring you up on stage and take your pants off giving you a lap dance and then smacking your ass with belts? I joined just so I can upvote this. As for complaints about the back story, I think it added to it since it made me feel like I knew Clayton. I'm not really complaining, as I really enjoyed that story, but in the context of this thread I think you added way too much of an unrelated backstory.

I liked the backstory myself. Fuck those ADD redditors who can't sit through a little backstory. I'm a bit confused because you were trying to make the point that Clayton liked to casually spend money, but then you say he ended up not paying the pimp. Not sure how his spending habits were relevant. I suppose the point is, Clayton probably would have been willing to pay, had Jimmy gone through with the whole thing. We meet for drinks first, everyone gets along, turns out she's a tall blonde fitness instructor which sounds great on paper, but she has no tits, but other than that she's good to go: So we do a rendezvous, and funnily, neither I nor the other guy could keep it up in the others' immediate vicinity apparently not unusual , so we end up just finagling for a bit and then break it off.

Anyway, long story short, she is now an FWB who I still see on occasion just me and her, no 3rd. Just this past Friday, I get a call from her, "how about I come over for lunch Monday?

How about I come over and suck your cock while you're on the call? That sounds like a fine plan! She responds with "your reply was the best of the 20 or so I got" sigh, being a man "so when would you like to meet for lunch? I go over there, we have dinner, drink a bunch of wine, make out it was good , and it turns out she has a GREAT "evil sex woman" voice, and she lets me cum in her ass, which I thank her for profusely. So now I get to see her whenever I'm over there on business.

I still say give it a shot. There's not a lot of non-seedy, free, venues out there where a person can reveal their darkest fantasies safely and actually get them satisfied. Craigslist is one of them. I have been in conference calls with guys who were working from home. TIL the pauses and broken up utterances might not have been due to a bad line.

And really, my productivity is better overall if I can stop thinking about sex for a while. A cute Jewish chick with a lip ring responded. We went out for coffee, decided we dug each other, and she blew me in my car that night. It continued like that for about a month until she went back to college. Every wednesday for about 3 months, I would go over her house around 10 A. M, and we would get down until about noon. She was a little overweight, and the house was filled with weird religious paraphernalia, but the sex was good, and she used to let me pee on her.

She wouldn't take off her shirt or her baseball cap, but wanted me to fuck her. I thought it was weird, but I got it in anyway. We try see each other at least once a month, for the last several years. Luckily, that random dude was me. She answered the door in just a bikini bottom, got in the hot tub, invited me in, and just started blowing me I spent the whole night there.

We never spend more than 30 minutes together, and she doesn't expect anything from me except a mouthful of semen. She gave such bad head that I have no doubt she wasn't with a dude for 2 years. I fucked her twice. She told me she was a physics professor. As we were walking into the motel, she says, "Let's lay down ground rules- 1: Don't cum in my pussy. You HAVE to fuck me in the ass You CAN cum in my ass".

She did a great job of keeping her junk hidden, gave me lapdances, back massages, cooked me dinner. I convinced her to go down on me, and it was all teeth. I was getting worried, because I wanted to cum, and her mouth wasn't working. But I also didn't want to fuck her, because she kind of smelled with her clothes on, and I didn't want to get into that naked funk.

It wound up on my shirt, on the steering wheel, on my seat I dont remember the band or the song, but my ploy worked, because next thing you know, we're in my car, I'm playing with her boobs, and she's jerking me off Different chick, same results I went to the theater, hung out for a few minutes, and they came walking in When I came, she jerked me off all over the floor, and then smeared it all around with her shoes.

Her husband thanked me, and they left. I followed a few minutes later. I have more stories, but I think I've taken up enough of your day, If you even read this far Thank You Reddit, for allowing me this walk down memory lane.

I have met four folks offa CL personals, two of which resulted in sexytime. Exactly what he said he'd be, cute, great time in bed, stayed for a couple hours, etc. The other--older than I expected, not good in bed, and he seriously ran out the door without his coat afterward, like the hounds of hell were after him. I do not know what was goin on but it felt nasty as hell, even as I was not thrilled with him. Perhaps his wife needed him home.

Every once in a while when I'm longing and looking I will post a CL ad, collect a bizillion responses, and then not really want to answer any of them back cause they all seem kinda gnarly.

If you are trying to meet up with a guy, you have a very good chance of it being the real deal, only thing to worry about is outdated photos not matching up with what you encounter in person. If you are trying to meet up with a couple, you have a somewhat likely chance of it being real.

If you are trying to meet up with a chick I've made some long-term friends with the women I've met on Casual Encounters. But I also met a bunch that when I actually met them in person, I realized they were fucking nuts meth addicts, women who had 15yo photos and denied it, one woman who wouldn't stop talking about how ghosts stalk her family, a woman who neglected to tell me she was 7 months pregnant, etc.

I'm in a non-monogamous marriage My wife has had a boyfriend for the last couple of years, so I'd go on CL looking for entertainment. My wife took more offense than I did when she found out the women had lied to me about careers, age, etc.

Hey there, if you don't mind me asking, how did you go about starting a non-monogamous marriage? It's somethign I could see myself in the future, but I had some questions I was discussing it with my girlfriend and these were the things that came out of it: Did you start by swinging or something?

Or was it decided from the start? He probably had, but adultery is far more common that polygamy. It was a reasonable question, if asked in a more accusatory tone than was required see triggerhoppe's comment.

I've had around 10 partners from craigslist since None have been dangerous, all but one have been enjoyable.

He gave me directions to his hotel near the airport with details all the way down to which set of stairs to walk up. The level of detail creeped me out, so I chose my own route through the hotel. Wanted to know why I didn't go the way he described.

It was an odd start to the evening. He had thrown a towel over the desk lamp which provided some soft mood lighting. He was was older than me, buff, and looked Mediterranean. Looked just like his pictures, actually. He went in immediately for a kiss, but I pulled away. Just sex, I told him. He had a huge cock that I just wanted to play around with, bury my face in, and generally enjoy.

He pretty much just wanted to stick it in my butt and I obliged. He positioned me like he wanted and tried sticking it in. Virgin ass can be awfully hard to penetrate and this guy wasn't being patient at all.

He asked if this was my first time. But I'm sure he could tell otherwise. He managed to get inside me and started thrusting mercilessly. I accidentally kicked a lamp off the bedside table with my involuntary flailing - had never had such an awesome sexual encounter. He came, but I didn't. He politely blew me to completion. I cleaned up, dressed, and was ready to leave. I commented on his folded scrubs sitting in his suitcase. Asked if he's a doctor or a nurse.

Instead of being honest, he conflated his job into being some high-risk nuclear assignment. Before leaving, he said he'd call me when he comes into town in a month. He never called or emailed. I was out of town and staying in a hotel. My first arranged hookup fell through at the last minute. I was so horny and didn't just want to crank one out, so I started looking through the 'runner-up' emails from my posting.

I found an email from a guy who just sent a picture of his cock, claiming it was his only photo. He showed up within 30 minutes. I let him into the room. I told him I was only down for oral. He gave me the worst head, was constantly hurting my dick with his teeth, was gagging on my average sized penis. I told him enough was enough. I'll just jack off. He whipped out his dick and it was as large as promised. Biggest one I've ever seen. Too bad it never got hard. Not even a little.

I agreed to try some mutual masturbation. He jacked me off to completion, but I never got him hard. I then asked him to leave. Met up with a guy who was advertised as being my age. When I met him for the first time, we both realized we had met a conference the previous year. He worked at a store in my hometown and it was beyond awkward when I went through the checkout stand with my mom.

He tried his best to play it cool, but my face couldn't have been any redder. We still hook up to this day. Posted an ad, got a response from a cute Asian girl my age mid 20s at the time , previously lesbian, first time with a guy.

I forget how the first rendezvous went down, but we were basically FWB for a month or two. Responded to an ad by a chick interested in pegging a guy, and asking him to buy the dildo since she was a poor college student. You can fill in the details. Posted an ad, got a response from another mid 20s girl leaving the city soon.

We went for drinks, she came back to my place, played hide-the-salami, and she left. She was kind of uncomfortable with the whole thing though, and I didn't feel like pursuing a second time. I got hundreds--literally hundreds--of responses.

I was able to narrow it down by grammar, a general feeling of chemistry, and photos. I ended up with five candidates, and made dates to meet them all. I was expecting a year-old guy who kept himself up through swimming. What I got was a year-old guy with a large pot belly. He was so different from his pictures that I didn't even recognize him. On the other hand, he spotted me immediately. He smiled and I saw the clincher: They protruded vertically from his gums, overlapped, had jagged edges.

It went beyond crooked. He was a human shredder. The caves between his teeth were harboring god knows how much partially digested food, and his breath smelled like a corpse. I prayed that he was not going to be quite as fat as I feared, but he was.

I still don't know how he managed to look normal in his pictures, because he was very, very obese. Did not fuck him either.

I know that an emotional connection is not important for a casual encounter, but one of the guys I picked wanted to be short-term friends as well. He seemed smart and funny and I was lonely in a new city, so we decided to hang out before we got down to business. It turned out that I was way too sex-positive and weird for him. He actually went so far as to say, "I didn't know girls could be as strange as you.

Although the idea of using some conservative shmuck for his cock appealed to me, it turned out that I didn't hate myself enough to endure more of his continual insults about my personality. But if you must pursue the internet route, just meet in public so you can bail if needed. You have a very easy, "I actually don't feel comfortable doing this" excuse.

When I was 21, I met a 44 year old divorcee with two daughters my age. She was attractive and really nice. We met and had lunch at a bagel shop and decided to meet up the next day. She came over and we hung out for a while and had the best sex of my life. The showing up on her doorstep makes it pretty much just as bad as stalking.

If it weren't for that I'd say he was just persistent and not taking hints. I'm a woman, 34 now. I met a few people through CE section, one on the dscussion board and one i can't recall, i think it was originally through a platonic listing?

I will preface my experience by saying I'm a fat girl with huge boobs but I have few problems taking attractive whoo-ha pics and I've never been dishonest with anyone about what they were getting. First of all, the W4M listings in our area get culled pretty aggressively, I think by spammers reporting other ads since you will see the guys who list talking about how they can never meet real women through the site.

Second, if you're a chick, every CL listing is a CE. I don't think any of the guys posting or responding to the w4m or m4w really wants anything else. I was pretty proud of the catch and the sex was OK but he tried to tell me he was leaving immediately for active duty which i'm pretty sure was a lie and refused to speak to me again. I didn't play it as cool as i should have but it was the first time. Didn't look like his pic, was in his mids.

I felt trapped because i knew him a little better. I did it anyway because i didn't want to seem totally shallow but then he ignored me the rest of the night and watched TV. I never spoke to him again. He seemed nice enough, a little older. He lived about an hour away which caused problems getting together but he texted me regularly for a few weeks and seemed interested in more.

I drove to his house a few times late at night and shagged him but he was waaaaay more interested in anal than me. About a month in, he stops contacting me pretty suddenly. Doesn't respond to my texts. About 2 wks later, i find out he has a new girl friend by facebook stalking him. We've been friends about 3 years but have only met in person once! We have good intellectual conversations but I found out several months later he was married so I tread pretty carefully to not encourage flights of fancy on either one of our parts about it going much further.

Kink master I've had sex with only once but IM dirty chat with semi-regularly for about a year. He's OK but lives with his parents post divorce and I am looking for a "real" relationship these days and he's not. I gay pre-op ftm have had many good encounters off of CL casual encounters. I normally IM or have a quick public chat with a person that answers my ad before I get naked with them. I have found that if I can have a decent conversation with them then the sex is at least good, if not great to excellent.

Do you get a lot of chasers? I always advertise as FtM in my cl ads. If you want to put up an ad you don't have to go through with meeting any of the people that respond to it.

Just be very clear in your ad what you are looking for and be safe. I meet very very few of the guys that answer my ad because they are either creepy or think "pussy is pussy".

You can try to get a recurrent fb type of thing where it is just one guy instead of just a lot of one night stands. Out of curiosity as a straight guy, what is sex with a FtM like? Is it appropriate for straight guys, who like more masculine women, to respond to a FtM, is almost more my question? I don't mean to offend, but when you say " gay pre-op ftm " I would assume you are looking for chicks, not dudes.

Am I missing something? You are missing something. Since I am ftm female to male I consider myself male. Since I said that I am gay, then that would mean me a man is attracted to men. Ok, I was not sure if gay applied to pre-op or to the ftm bit.

Sorry if it was a weird question, but I was honestly curious. I typically do whatever me and the guy want to do in the bedroom. I thought sending you pics from her porno's would have given the fact that she did porn away but meh. Lucky you either way. I've had a few 'ltr' encounters that resulted in first date sex.

It always feels dirty afterwards and I'm turned off the prospect for a few weeks. Sex is awesome, and sometimes people just click. I think the majority of the dates I've been on I'm a dude have resulted in sex, usually, if you ask me, because I don't generally act like I'm going to get laid when I go out on a date and women respond to that.

Admittedly I don't know what other guys are like, or if something sinister was involved, but if you had sex with him on the first date I bet there was a good reason. My gay friend we'll call him Pat had a crazy experience just a few months ago. He used Grindr which is a social networking site for the gay sexy times. He had used the site successfully before and the results where always satisfactory. He started a conversation with a guy who claimed to be a 25 year old physical trainer.

The fact that he wants to meet up for a drink and exchange oral sex in a car, well, that leads one to believe that he probably lives with someone. If it's a girlfriend or wife, that's one thing. If it's his parents, that's kind of sad, plus it might mean the car he's proposing to make out in is owned by his folks.

If any bodily fluids are spilled, be prepared to be handed a Wet- Nap. Meanwhile, he completely forgets to give any sort of indication about what type of woman he's looking for, which gives off the impression that he'll pretty much let anybody gargle his goods. The fact that he spells maybe, "mabey" not once, but twice is also somewhat troubling. Women who like their sexual organs to be treated like the African monkey trap.

If you've been there and done it, you already know and understand what's written below What follows that quote is about words describing "fisting" in extreme detail You can click on the pic for the full ad, if you must.

The verve he uses when rolling out the numbered steps of the process makes it evident that this guy will approach a possible encounter like some sort of demented camp counselor demonstrating macrame. The header reads "Getting to be popular fun! More than likely, it's not the type of experience she wants to have just so she can share the story at the watercooler with her fisting-enthusiast co-workers. Also, he might want to edit the tidbit about it taking " days for vagina to return to original state.

Don't be a chicken. I have rented a residence in North Vegas, off Craig street. If interested please email me for a appointment. I am very willing to please you. Additionally, it's been indicated that our cross-dresser lives in North Vegas. And while everyone knows what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, few are familiar with the North Vegas slogan, which is: What happens in North Vegas will haunt your dreams forever. For someone who's not into female impersonators, there is so much wrong here.

But even if that is your cup of tea, you've got to be taken aback by the doll photo. That's some crazy serial-killer stuff right there. Combine that with the freaky flowers-and-curls wig and any sensible person answering this listing would have to be at least a little worried about ending up in a freezer. You provide the cute and cuddly. Not looking for a one-night thing. I want all of the winter or when one of us finds someone better, whichever comes first.

I won't have sex with you. Cuddles is probably in the wrong section, because he's looking for more than a one-time thing and he's ardent in his declaration that there will be no sex. We can also assume that he doesn't have adequate heat in his home, as his winter-term relationship seems to involve you becoming his human space heater.

You've got a picture of kittens, you've asserted that you're a year-old virgin and the best descriptions you can come up with for yourself is that you have a "high metabolism? Cuddles, but you should consider eHarmony. If there's no ass play or misguided fantasy involved, Craigslist Casual Encounters has no use for you. Women who want to be manhandled by a lover with a questionable sense of style.

Vanilla women is out of the question and I only do KINK women that have a drive and a need to be controlled and in a submissive relationship.

I am DOM in a good way, I am not a beater, yell or threaten - any male can to that, we call them ass holes. A true DOM knows how to control by asking once and can give you a look that will melt you in one second. This guy likes to be in control. He knows what he wants and he's confident in his ability to melt flavors other than vanilla with a look that has been clocked at one second.

Unfortunately, honing this incredible melting stare power has kept him from having time to get to the mall.

Our best estimates track this tie to the Structure's spring collection. In the first line where he reveals that it's a recent picture of him.

He may not be what we call "ass holes," but his pose and choice of neck wear are clearly giving off a heavy vibe of dork. And, it's not the sweet helpless sort of dork either. We're guessing that the annoying repeated capping of "DOM" is an indication our friend is desperate to act out a control fantasy that has something to do with being passed over for a manager position at the grocery store where he's a "professional" cashier.

We don't see why a listing that gives off the same bitter vibe he does in person would make his chances any better. I'm offering ot take you on a cruise to Hawaii expenses paid for with me that is round trip to LA. It just doesn't happen. So despite all the name calling, feelings of alienation and social discrimination, sometimes it is really, really awesome to be gay, like when you get extended a two-week Hawaiian vacation and cruise for a few hook-ups.

Also, sometimes it's not that awesome to be straight, broke and desperately in need of a vacation. Honestly, the only thing wrong with this listing is that it evokes a great deal of envy amongst heterosexual males. The curious straight guy who happens upon this inquiry will inevitably ask themselves why they've been cursed with an attraction to the opposite sex when the best you can hope for in the women-for-men listings are year-old single mothers looking to host dudes who enjoy big-bodied females at their mobile home.

The only way this goes wrong is if he's full of shit and the cruise turns out to be a trip around the bay on his Uncle Remus' fishing boat. You could really get hurt if you resist. But pushing past that fear, by passing through it, lite rally the joy that lies on the other side of convention If you're an atheist, you will get to know God experientially, from being fucked in the ass.

Butt sex means a lot to this guy. Not many listings offer a spiritual experience, but the author of this one is doing just that. Photos of his torso display a muscular build, because no one wants to be reamed to a point where they "know God experientially" by someone who doesn't have a membership at Crunch.

When the Archbishop of Ass-Nailing completely disregarded the fact that this is called Casual Encounters. The feeling you get after reading the listing is that an encounter with this guy is going to be anything but casual.

In fact, it doesn't seem like a stretch to think his idea of foreplay includes some chanting and the sacrifice of a goat. However, it's good our anal missionary here is looking to convert nonbelievers using Craigslist.

Taking his divine message door to door like a Mormon would be pretty creepy and probably illegal in most states.


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